Why do trolls put "I am nice" in their profiles when they are anything but nice?

@Moodswings I am THE TROLL OF TRUTH! Loved by friends and enemies alike! 😊

@Moodswings I can name twice as many who do, but why would I care if someone doesn't like me. If they don't like me, it is because they are on the wrong side. Simple as that. The people who don't like me, are people I do not want to like me.

@Moodswings That's impossible! If they disagree with me, they are on the wrong side, silly!

@Moodswings Like I told you. If they choose the dross over the gold, that is their choice. I don't care who doesn't like me, because I am an amazing person, and people would have to have something seriously wrong with them to not like me. Their loss, not mine. 😉