@SW-User 🤣

@CountScrofula Just tried looking for anything she's ever texted me in English. This is it. [image deleted]

That would be mine too 😂 @SW-User

@SW-User probably tell my father to!

@MrsPeterEvans really send me a pm please. I like talking about spankings.

@MrsPeterEvans what would you do if your Dad spanked you? What would you think about it?

@SW-User My in-laws obsessively track every second of online activity from my wife and her brother. Not out of any kind of controlling need, but they're bored and love their kids.

This invariably leads to awkward conversations where they literally get phone calls that require them to explain what some pop culture reference in a tweet meant.

@CountScrofula I was once having a text conversation with my husband, when I stopped and realized that my grandparents would have absolutely no idea what we were talking about. It's amazing how much the language has changed in such a short time.