So this woman decides to go see an Astrologer

....you know, so she can learn more about her Husband.
The Astrologer says "You want me to tell you about his future ?"
The woman replies "I'LL decide his future ! You just let me know about his past !"

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SW-User

Astrologers are shady..

My sister in law went to one in London who told her she'd be dead by 25..
She's 45 now.. Boy did she get that one wrong.. LOL