1000PaperCranes · 31-35, F
Anytime someone asks me for nude pics, I send them a picture of Danny Devito.

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@1000PaperCranes 😂 Whaaaaat?
User41 · 36-40, M
Send him this

Make him guess which finger your using

Make him guess which finger your using
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@SW-User 😂 Aw I wish I could have a homie like that too!
User41 · 36-40, M

We homies for life.
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
Give him 100 points for not giving up. 😝
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@Coppercoil Classy but no winners. 😔

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@SW-User wait wait wait...how did you collect enough of them on EP, you were like 8 back then!🧐😒

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@SW-User Hahaha I was mature enough to attract those pervs 🤣 I was 14

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Tell him cuz you still look the same.

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@SW-User I think he just wants you too 😂😂

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@SW-User 😂 It seems obvious

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@SW-User uh oh, what's the time 😏
Hahahahaha omg he didnt forgettttt

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@Dewms 😂 Patience level over 100000%
@SW-User v admirable lmao that user who sent u that message is of the same level too 😂

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@Dewms Lmao agree
User41 · 36-40, M
Send him this
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LyricalOne · F
Whoa, at least he's not desperate. 🙄

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@LyricalOne Haha you're right. But it was odd because after our "Hey how's it going?" and "Haven't seen you for a while", he was like "You never sent your pic?" lol
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
At least he is persistent lol
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@SW-User Woohoo! Warning! It may get too smexy for immature audiences!

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@Turtlepower Their loss 😎
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@SW-User Totally :D
Phire1 · 51-55, F
One of the many (not here) who ask for a pic was sent a pic of a vasectomy surgery

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@Phire1 😂 Probably!
Phire1 · 51-55, F
@SW-User The one of many I'm talking about was

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@Phire1 Ah apparently so
Ya know, this is actually doable...
Get ur phone, magnify, now just do a close up, a real close up, click and send.

Missionaccompkished!!!
Now Alex, I just sent you my first nude selfie - dont tell anybody 😜
Arright!!!!
Get ur phone, magnify, now just do a close up, a real close up, click and send.

Missionaccompkished!!!
Now Alex, I just sent you my first nude selfie - dont tell anybody 😜
Arright!!!!

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@BoobooSnafu 😆 You should've labeled it nudity, ya devil!
@SW-User Oh,
Oops - my bad!😖
I'm still sexy right? 😏
Oops - my bad!😖
I'm still sexy right? 😏

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@BoobooSnafu Smexy as hell 😏

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Tell him you still don't like him four months later :)

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@SW-User 😂 Omg...Well, I don't necessarily dislike him but it's so odd that he's been still waiting for my pic after all this time...
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Give him 10 points for patience! 🤣
@SW-UserCool, 👍i'll meet you at the water cooler Monday, we can drive from there
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😁

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@BoobooSnafu See you there! 🤣
@SW-User okey dokey👍
bigryand · 31-35, M
At least he never gives up lol

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@bigryand Not yet lmao
bigryand · 31-35, M
@SW-User Have to admire the (minimal) effort lol

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@bigryand Haha I know
Lostpoet · M
Four months is a long time. Lol

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@Lostpoet That's the point! 😂 This man is insanely patient...

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Wth ? Lol 😂 What kind of pic ?!

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@SW-User I'm glad I could have a laugh about it 😆

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You’re a star ⭐️ block em! 😎😉@SW-User

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@SW-User Now you're speaking my language 😎👍
PoetryNEmotion · F
Some men are persistent because women like to give in. Forget it. He will find someone who will send one. Desperation fuels desperation.

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@PoetryNEmotion Lol damn right
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@RemovedUsername845068 Lol you must be joking
Reject · 26-30, M
Did you decline his request the first time? Maybe got hopeful thinking you only forgot to send it.

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@Reject 😂 Well he never replied after I responded so he's probably still better than the rest of those
Reject · 26-30, M
@SW-User True! 4 months is better than constant pestering.

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@Reject Still it was odd haha
firefall · 61-69, M
My crystal ball says ... your Block Button is underused :)

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@firefall It is, I'll admit lol

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So anytime you want, I'm waiting 😏

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@SW-User :| nothing could be further from the truth. You're gorgeous to me and I've made no secret of that fact to you.

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@SW-User 🥺 I'm so touched

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@SW-User 🤗🖤

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Y?

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@SW-User but I am the best at being counterproductive.

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@SW-User True. Always look on the bright side

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@SW-User, that’s me. Mr. Brightside.
ticklerguy · M
Tell him to check your photo albums?

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@ticklerguy Of course
ticklerguy · M
@SW-User I never ask for photos,but appreciate receiving them

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@ticklerguy Me too

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Omg it reminds me of when I was in 8th grade and told some guy on Kik I’d exchange pics with him in a moment of boredom and he’d keep reminding me of it for a period of 4-5 years 😂
@SW-User OMG that is avsoloooooot desperation.
Or creeeeeepy as fuck.
Who focuses on someone that much.
I wouldn't even treat my children with that much expectation - and i love them more than myself.
Or creeeeeepy as fuck.
Who focuses on someone that much.
I wouldn't even treat my children with that much expectation - and i love them more than myself.

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@BoobooSnafu Turns out he wasn’t a bad guy, just thirsty lol
@SW-User just thirsty.....🤔...er....ok.
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I'm not even gonna ask what it was he wanted to drink.
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I'm not even gonna ask what it was he wanted to drink.
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@mad205039 Lol too funny Sam

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Lol if he was on more often he would have seen your selfiess. I'd send him something really scary just to teach him a lesson 😂

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@SW-User 😂 Or he could just click on my verification check mark

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@SW-User Lol!! i forgot about that one!.. that's just double the reason to send him a pic of something ridiculously unbelievable. I think there was a movie called teenage vampires from space...send him a pic of the lead char 😂

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@SW-User 😂 I'll consider that if he ever comes back
dondon · M
Why didn't you give him your pictures?
Allelse · 36-40, M
He's probably been coming on during that time and polity waiting before he finally snapped, and polity asked where his photo was!!!
CheshireCatalyst · 41-45, M
He has a long checklist of people to contact. He thanks you for your patience.

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Four months? - Hehehe - tell him You're pregnant!

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@BoobooSnafu 😂 Not my mother!
Oh @SW-User, i'm just being cruel.
(But i cant help visualising😆I'm such a nasty pasty)
- omfg... she'd have a fit!!!
(But i cant help visualising😆I'm such a nasty pasty)
- omfg... she'd have a fit!!!
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@JustGoneNow @SW-User They are pretty cool...


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@SW-User I'd use them more than emojis
@SW-User Yup.
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Patient.
arthurca · M
Don't worry, he'll probably ask you again in another 4 or 6 months.

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@arthurca I'll be prepared by then
Coppercoil · M
and what did you say?

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@Coppercoil I said "I didn't know I had to"
Coppercoil · M
@SW-User ahhhh... reasonable.

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@Coppercoil He never replied...lol
Oh wow. No words.
@SW-User It’s like....
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Maybe he was waiting for your birthday to pass.

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@SW-User 😂 Not until next October

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Send him a pic. Any pic. It doesn't have to be you.

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@SW-User Hahaha I could've done that
Spumoni · 46-50, M
It's lost in the mail

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@Spumoni You bet it is

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He hasn't looked very hard has he.

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@SW-User Haha

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Hahaha

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@SW-User 😂
Chorma · 36-40, M
The endgame... 😂

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@Chorma 😂

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@SW-User Exactly! 😂
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@Degbeme 😂
bhatjc · 46-50, M
You should block him.
Crusher69 · 61-69, M
That is terrible - he should have only waited a day and then harassed you again... 😁

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@Crusher69 😂 Must be a busy man
Crusher69 · 61-69, M
@SW-User Yes - probably chasing up all the other photo requests lol

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@Crusher69 Lmao not wrong
SapphicHeart · F
He's too dumb to go look at your verification pic? Sheesh. Some people around this place.

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@SapphicHeart 🤣 I wish
SapphicHeart · F
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Ehh, then it's plain stupidity from his side 🙄
Ehh, then it's plain stupidity from his side 🙄

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@SapphicHeart Apparently so
SerenitiesScars · 36-40, M
Send him a pic of me naked instead.. 👀

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@SerenitiesScars No, it means I get to have the room all to myself 😆
SerenitiesScars · 36-40, M
D: you’re a horrible person!!

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@SerenitiesScars 😂😈
BeefySenpie · M
Tell him this: If I send you a pic you'll start fapping to it, and then beefy will have to beat you up. You don't want that, do you? 😈

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@BeefySenpie 😂 If only that would work...
Freeranger · M
Clearly...he wants tits and ass and so, send him a bird and burro? Just sayin'.
Cheers
Cheers

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@Freeranger 😂
NiteRaven93 · 31-35, M
🤣 idiot

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@NiteRaven93 😂