How are VIP members different from other members.

Just found out only VIP member can see who visited their profile.

They aren't

They also have x-ray vision

They have glitter bra.

Always creeping around unnoticed on my profile

They're all left handed

Free parking

They have a shield.

Usually more boring (if possible).

Taller. Smarter. Faster. Bulletproof. Can jump buildings in a single bound.

Cash!

They ruin my stalking*


*I'm joking

sneaky little devils...they can see and do things we cannot

They are given an invisible cloak and spy on anyone they damn well want to without being caught. lol

The men only hover over toilets, (no urinals) to piss and the women are so agile from Pilatres and Yoga they can piss their name in the snow or on a flat rock.

They eat small children