How are VIP members different from other members.

Just found out only VIP member can see who visited their profile.

They aren't

Always creeping around unnoticed on my profile

They also have x-ray vision

They have glitter bra.

They're all left handed

The men only hover over toilets, (no urinals) to piss and the women are so agile from Pilatres and Yoga they can piss their name in the snow or on a flat rock.

sneaky little devils...they can see and do things we cannot

They are given an invisible cloak and spy on anyone they damn well want to without being caught. lol

Taller. Smarter. Faster. Bulletproof. Can jump buildings in a single bound.

Usually more boring (if possible).

They ruin my stalking*


*I'm joking

They have a shield.

They eat small children

Free parking

Cash!