steps out of the shadows behind you; you turn around and get the shock of your life; I french kiss you then disappear back into the shadows

Leaving you bewildered...

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ohhh.. I guess the mace never hurt you then!

iMystery · M

@EugenieLaBorgia People like me use mace as aftershave

@iMystery That's funny! You'd probably be most appealing to all those burly men when they lock you away!!

iMystery · M

@EugenieLaBorgia LOL... you cant lock away what you cannot find 😉

@iMystery Oh, forsooth! I'm sure that cannot be your predicament!

iMystery · M

@EugenieLaBorgia How about come closer and find out for yourself?

@iMystery Perhaps if you were a woman my interest would be piqued!

iMystery · M

@EugenieLaBorgia 😏 *slices off dick* I can be anything you want me to be

*steps out of the shadows behind you; you turn around and get the shock of your life; I french kiss you then disappear back into the shadows*