@SW-User Well it's not like I'll be giving myself presents now is it?

@SW-User 😂😂🤣

@5thApprentice Santa has always been here...

@sighmeupforthat Parents forget that I don't need Elf on the Shelf, I have the NSA

@SW-User GTFO. You're ruining the magic of Christmas 😭.

@GreenGoddess sorry i didnt mean to break the hearts of children

@SW-User As much as I am portrayed in popular media as a kind, giving, charitable fellow, the task of adjudicating the morality of billions is much easier if I'm a bit of a prick actually.

@wonkavite04 If you've been good enough anything is possible

@SantaClaus Problem is the person I want is on another continent.

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic At least the candy cane is in your mouth and not elsewhere...

@Quizzical Well I guess then a lot is riding on the type and quantity of cookies you leave for me isn't it? Get baking!

@SantaClaus Any allergies? I don't wanna use peanuts and accidentally kill you 😮

@Quizzical Just don't use Easter eggs in any of the cookies and I'll be okay.

@GreenGoddess Maybe I'll bring things you can both enjoy.

@Marcette88 Santa sees all you know...

@Somewhereovertherainbow Accurate self-assessment is part of my evaluation methodology though.

@SantaClaus lmao ok 50/50

@insidiousisblindinception It's no coincidence that Santa and Satan are so close in spelling...

@SantaClaus That is true.

@AnonymousJSS Trying to support the coal miners are you?

@SantaClaus I am such a supportive person... lol

@Mrsbetweenfatandfit Well then looks like the old Christmas coin flip is happening.

@SantaClaus it’s okay I don’t have need for any gift so just take me off altogether