*whispers in your ear*

thx

WAAAH *slams baseball bat (from under the bed) into your head* "sorry mate, I've heard that line before and I know what it means

Dude, while I appreciate the sentiment, I've told you before that I'm not interested. And besides, it's cold and you're hogging all the blankets.

I remember you.

Liar

😱

You really shouldn't