This is just me and my crazy life

I live in bikini bottom under a rock with my friend . I'm 35 and just recently got out of a serious relationship with a catfish named Bob. I broke up with him on account of him cheating on me with a sea snail named Linda . Linda is a whore . I hope she gets sea scabies.

I work at a spatula store and happy with my job . I have a pet squid named salmon
Salmon doesn't like strangers .