Where have you been all my life?

Under your bed sniffing your underwear

Mostly married. ;)

Hiding in your bushes

I am the guy your mother warned you about the gift was sincere it was meant as a desert period. I hope that is how you accepted it so I'm back safe and sound ..I've been waiting for you to make an approach I am no good at picking so I didn't want to ruin any chance

Lol crazy

Under a rock..🐌

I was asleep

Lost in translation.

At my native town 😇

Bouncing hither and yon. 🙃

Hibernating