I am a New Member at Similar Worlds I am new here..Anybody wants to welcome me?

Welcome to the madhouse. Stay along the center line in the hallway. You do not want to get too close to the doors. I would not recommend two things: 1) Coming here after the sun goes down and 2) Venturing down into the basement! If anyone offers you Kool Aid, kindly decline. If you have never heard of a diaper fetishist, be prepared to puke. Never log on while eating. You will encounter.a frog who is not gay. Just agree with him. And president John Olinger will be along eventually when he returns in his time traveling DeLorean to greet you. Enjoy and have a pleasant stay. And remember, you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.