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OzDiver · 61-69, M
His mum told him to stop masturbating. Just saying.
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softspokenman · M
@OzDiver They told me that I would go blind if I didn't stop doing that. I said that I would stop when I needed glasses..... with really, really, and I do mean REALLY, THICK lenses. 8)
OzDiver · 61-69, M
Peaches · F
Hahaha, NO thank the silvery moon above?!🐺😱 Too SCARY!!!!🌒🌔🌕Great special effects.....howling at the moon!🌜Loved the song in the background though.🎼
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
On a purple TV no less. Very cool!🙂
softspokenman · M
Every morning before my first cup of coffee and then I spend the rest of the day shaving. Sometimes it takes 2 cups like on hump day and I can fill up a twin size mattress with the trimmings. Oh crap I'm starting to get sleeeeepyyyyy.
SmartKat · 56-60, F
ROFLMAO!