Who is your nemesis on SW?

@UnsungOne Is this a challenge. Have you removed your gauntlet and thrown it at my feet? Is this a duel at 10 paces?
You may try to frighten me with your scary emoji but there will be no escape form my wrath.

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@Hanging2 🤺 You don't scare me. Here....just lie down in this nice bed I've got for you and I'll close the lid. ⚰

@UnsungOne You are assuming that I am not already dead!! Fatal mistake because I am the person that does not sleep. The person that lingers in the fringe between reality and shadow.
When you least expect it I will show up and give you an atomic Wedgie!!!

LOL

@Hanging2 And you, sir, are assuming that I'm wearing anything that would allow you to give me a wedgie...a fatal error on your part. Back in the box with you....

@UnsungOne An expert wedgie proponent is always aware that in some instances people will be in commando. That is why I always carry an spare pair of old granny nickers for these moments. The stretched elastic and additional fabric gives me the additional stretch I need to cater for all manner of sizes and shapes and to deftly deliver a wedgie of epic proportions.

@Hanging2 You mean these? I've taken them. Good luck finding them. I'll give you a hint...your mom is wearing them.

@UnsungOne You may have to return those to your mama. I did remove them from her clothes line.

@Hanging2 Ohhh, ouch. 🙄 You were so hard up for something to say that you had to copy my line. I take that as a compliment...thank you!

@UnsungOne So, you have gone back and edited your original post in an attempt to outbid me in my wit. That is like trying to change a D- in your report card. You still failed.

@Hanging2 No, honey. Sorry. I edited a grammatical error immediately after posting. Do you need me to read all of my replies for you?

@UnsungOne I saw what I saw. And that is proof of all I need!!!And Ohh, we actually speak English in Australia and not American so I don't need lessons from Pompous Powderpuffs on how to speak the queens English. You probably do't even know her name without googling it.

@Hanging2 Like I said...blind. And I believe it's Queen Elizabeth the II but, I could be wrong. I'm just a stupid powder puff. 🙄

@UnsungOne Ohh Powder Puff. You misquote me. I never called you stupid!!! I would never stoop so low to use such a profanity. I would use the word insular, or perhaps myopic to better represent you. And What proof do I have that you actually did not look up Dr Google?

@Hanging2 The same proof I have that you didn't have to use a thesaurus to figure out what insular and myopic mean.

@UnsungOne You have to admit very good stuff there. But your slurs and insults do not strike at my heart. They do not make me flinch. On the contrary, they resolve my will, fill my veins with iron, temper my heart to steel. Galvanize my will to remove the scourge that is an obsolete and unwanted Powderpuff from the world.
And I am full of similes, metaphors and anecdotes that will crush your simple diatribe.

@Hanging2 That's a whole lot of crap and fluff from one who's not a Powder puff.

@UnsungOne You know where Powderpuffs come from? They come from the space defined as the butt crack and accumulate to form a swab against that is all decent and right.
Fly away little Powderpuff like the insignificance that you are.

@Hanging2 No dear, that's your butt plug.

@UnsungOne And a handy butt plug you are. You even know how to wash the clothes!!!

@Hanging2 Again, you are desperate and confused. I know it's hard to keep all the "pawning women" in your life straight...your mom, your sister, your cousin, the housekeeper next door....

@UnsungOne Hey what can I say. Its hard being popular.

@Hanging2 Just crawl into the nice little bed I made you and it will all be over.

@UnsungOne What are you? My Mother?
Trying to get me to go to bed. Naughty Powderpuff. NAUGHTY

@Hanging2 I know you're used to going to bed with your Mommy, but that's not how I roll. Sorry, sweet cheeks. I won't role play it either.

@UnsungOne Your no fun Powder puff.

You don't swallow.
You don't roll play.

I bet you have only one trick and one game play. Boring!!!