What are you most looking forward to about getting old? I can't wait for my old lady purple...

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What are you most looking forward to about getting old?

I can't wait for my old lady purple rinse 😍😍 and being one of those old ladies that swear and shock the youth of the nation 🎉

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ProdigalSummer · F

I fully looking forward to blaming my eccentricities on old age. And I wanna have pink hair once it goes all white.

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TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

unless you go bald

ProdigalSummer · F

@TheCoolestCat: nah. Doubtful. If so I'll just get a wig. Or a skull tat.

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@ProdigalSummer: I'll do a rotation of purple, blue then pink every 3 months (or however long old ladies wait for their next rinse)

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

Getting old sucks. There's not a goddamned thing good about it.

Except not dying. Not dying is a plus.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@doctorianr: Not dying is a bonus. ;)

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@doctorianr: ahh but it happens to us all. I'm trying to accept it but when I'm at that age, I might feel different lol

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Some people think I have already arrived.
The best thing is not giving a damn what other people not connect to you think.
Not caring if you are popular or if you said the wrong thing and all that shit that ties you up in knots when you are younger, it just doesn't matter anymore.

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@Degbeme: Thanks. :)

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@justmerae: You can be comfortable in your own skin.

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@justmerae: nice, I'm getting there, still hold onto a few little things unnecessarily though 😒

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Why? You do that now. :p

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@W4nderer: I hear you. She threw some in my face the other day, I must have breathed deep. I farted and had the prettiest farts in the world. 😁

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@Degbeme: 😂😂🤣🤣

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@Degbeme:
@W4nderer: they're designer farts you know 😒😂😂

Mondayschild · F

Causing all sorts of trouble at the nursing home and beating the crap out of some old geezer with my cane.

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Mondayschild · F

@Degbeme:
@glitterinyourface: Deg gets one that looks like a shriveled up penis🤣

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Starshine: I already have one of those. 😁

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@Starshine:
@Degbeme: 😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈

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Mobility scooter races

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@glitterinyourface: well you'll have the demo model to get the sales in lol

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@W4nderer: true and I can provide excellent salesmanship with my thorough knowledge of the product

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@glitterinyourface: very true :)

VioletRayne · 31-35, F

If I make it to old age, I'll be an eccentric old lady with purple and pink hair that's wise and all the kids come to solve their problems. Kinda of like an artsy Yoda and I'll have thousands of painted glass bottles and various works of art hanging around in my yard.

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@VioletRayne: haha "if I make it" cmon you WILL make it 😂 You need that purple hair !!!

VioletRayne · 31-35, F

🤣

WildHeart · 41-45, F

I am looking forward to having grandkids, but there is still PLENTY time for that. I am a patient woman 😊

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@WiseGirl: Don`t rush it.

WildHeart · 41-45, F

@Degbeme: ;)

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@WiseGirl: hahah it will happen 😁😁

Gangstress · 41-45, F

Pensioners discount 😂

Mondayschild · F

@Gangstress: free coffee on Friday😆

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@Gangstress: b&q here we come 😂😂😘😘

Gangstress · 41-45, F

@glitterinyourface: ooo yes Wednesdays 🤗🤗😘😘

Pineapple · 100+, F

Free stuff, retirement and pension

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@Pineapple: bus pass and 25% off at b&q on a Wednesday 😁

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Not going to work every day.

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@CtrlAltDelicious: yes defo this too 😌

JustEd · 41-45, M

Starting sentences with back in my day and blaming those damn kids for everything. Oh yeah. And screening get off my lawn while waving a cane

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JustEd · 41-45, M

Oh yeah. And repeatedly tell them the same stories over and over. Well, I do that now so Im sure in 20 years it'll be worse

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@JustEd: they'll be asking us to text them our old stories, or we'll all talk through little chips in our brain 😟

JustEd · 41-45, M

Damn kids and their technology

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Well I'm worried about getting old I don't want me my mom or dog to get sick or die I just have a few things that I want to do first

CuTiePi · F

I'm not looking forward to it but i will enjoy my life to the full till the end if possible.

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@CuTiePi: same, it's important to live life as if every day is the last

TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

nothing ive been retired for the past 6 years

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@TheCoolestCat: there's a difference between being retired and being a lazy git 👀

TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

lmao

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Magically becoming interested in gardening and card games.

Merlin · F

Experiencing the process with my husband :)

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@Merlin: aww lovely, I look forward to when me and gf are old ladies together, we're gonna be awful 😆😆

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Looking forward to Not getting old lol.

Xuan12 · 31-35, M

Purple rinse?

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@Xuan12: hair dye for old white hair lol

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