Do you wanna lose weight fast?

That still means I can eat cake. Yay!!!!!!!!

Bread. Bread. They expect us to avoid BREAD????? THE MOST COMMON FOOD IN THE WORLD BASICALLY. ALSO THE FANCIER BREAD IS SOME OF THE TASTIEST FOOD IN THE WORLD NGL LIKE OMG THAT PEPPERONI PIZZA BREAD

Reasons I don't lose weight

bread? thats life tho.. chicken? naa cheese? wow

But everything there tastes good. :(

Eat cardboard

Marriage

Coffee 😲

But I can't give up coffee

Or yanno... Work out...

*falls over*