What would you do if you opened your front door, and there was an angry midget dressed as Elvis

I'd give him my Ex's address and tell him he had the wrong house.

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I would hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

Justmerae: there are people here who love to chase tornadoes and film them with the hopes of making money, either for YouTube views or if a TV station picks it up and they get a residual every time it's replayed somewhere on a tv station.

I'd say wait right here and then go get my phone and take a video because no one would believe that.

Cherokee: Good thinking you could make back all the money...

starz. They might not like being referred to as an "it " lol

I would drop kick him through the goalposts of life.

Take a selfie with it then give it some cookies :)

Boot him right in his ass up in the tree.

Tell him he wants the guy 3 houses up