please help me get this off my wall , any ideas ?

You first need a silver shovel. Iron wouldn't do it because it's only weak against silver. You have to sing happy birthday song while shoveling a hole in the ground. You repeat the song three times then you think of your grandmother's first lover else it will immediately kill you. After you dig the hole, you put up a fire in it and say these words while spinning around yourself: " Eenee meenee minee mo!" After that the beast shall be weakened, then you can remove it by offering it some refreshments.

Slap his butt

First try getting of the fly you are seeing.

Blow torch