Are you big enough to admit when you're wrong??

@Mordimoux: oh no, how ever did these scales break ? 🤔

I saw you break them with a hammer.

@Mordimoux: oh what.. This hammer..?? *points to your big fat butt*

No, this is a sledgehammer. That hammer...*points at the bloody hammer you are holding*

@Mordimoux: that's the sledgehammer *points to the hammerhead shark behind you*

*eats shark*

@Mordimoux: here's some tartar sauce *licks sauce and hands it to you*

*takes tartar sauce, licks it, and throws it in your face*