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A little about me. . . I'm tall, relatively handsome, slightly below rich and I'm super-smart. But I'm also girl-friendless :( (details!)

I haven't been able to pin down a woman in like forever. Argg! What the heck is wrong with me??? What the heck is wrong with women these days?? I'm a frustrated man

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caccoon · 36-40

A little about me...I'm average height for a woman, DDs, 21" waist, daddy has lots of money and I'm super-dumb.

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Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@caccoon: you have the waist of a small child. Perfect

caccoon · 36-40

@JKerouac: L3g1t

SW-User

@caccoon: is there an end to this 'humble' narrative

SW-User

@caccoon: would you call yourself attractive? Be honest!

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@TheBlueWay: I'm starting to see why you're single. You need some game

caccoon · 36-40

@TheBlueWay: i jus took this for u

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@caccoon: As we say in the UK. FIT

caccoon · 36-40

@JKerouac: FIT FIT FIT tree fitty.

He PM'd me. I THINK IT'S LOVE. 😍

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@caccoon: I knew he would 😂😂😂

SW-User

@caccoon: Are you by any chance going to respond? 😒

caccoon · 36-40

@TheBlueWay: I just sent you my picture, what do you want?

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@TheBlueWay: Cacoon is actually a guy. I know him in real life. He's actually a 65 year old man who collects baseball cards

SW-User

@caccoon: sigh1 I'm glad my misery is your bliss! Are you only here to make fun of people

SW-User

@JKerouac: nah! Shes much too sweet to be a guy, but nice try!

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@TheBlueWay: Yep. The picture is building up.

Are you a virgin?

caccoon · 36-40

@JKerouac: Don't tell everyone!! People are gonna come steal all my Babe Ruths now...

@TheBlueWay: I'm the biggest troll there is.

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@caccoon: Trolliest troll that ever did exist.

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@caccoon: I'm the biggest troll. I'll fight you for it

caccoon · 36-40

@JKerouac: TROLL WARS

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@caccoon: my penis is larger than your old man penis

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@caccoon:

caccoon · 36-40

@JKerouac: Yeah, but the veins are bigger on mine.

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@caccoon: true

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@caccoon: Giant swinging set of balls on this one too.

caccoon · 36-40

@UndeadPrivateer: Exactly. I shine 'em on the reggo.

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