What bargain have you bought or got for free, last few days?

@glitterinyourface: Us adults can't be trusted with such things, don't think I'm meant to have material possessions, did think for a minute of keeping it, but some random thing would happen to kill guitar, meteorite, that kinda thing

@ajoite: lmao I can understand. We've destroyed two guitars so far. The one with the strings (my fault) and one which apparently the cat "knocked off the side" 🙄 (This is code for its my girlfriends fault, but she blames the cat...)

@glitterinyourface: LMAO
You remind me of a while ago, gf horse drank my alcohol outside, she walked back round pointed at my glass and said " wish you'd pace yourself"
Didn't believe me at all until a month later when her horse drank her shitty barcadi breezer

@ajoite: hahahaahahahahahahaha that is so funny !!! I can believe it though.. Horses are crazy mofoz. When we were looking for our house to buy, in the garden of one was a heavily pregnant lady, feeding a horse a banana. It was the most bizarre thing I ever saw 😂😂

@glitterinyourface: It was probably my partner! I mean who the feck drinks Bacardi breezers..she's 55 feck sake

@ajoite: hahahahaha yeah you need to have some serious words with her.. This will never do 😒 Actually I forgot they even sold it