What is the fine line between being a muppet or a puppet?

One is pulled by strings and one has a hand up its ass

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Mmmmmm

A muppet is where you make some dumb statement on twitter.
A puppet is where you somehow make policy without ever having shown interest in a subject before that point......!

All muppets are puppets but not all puppets are muppets.

I only fuck Muppets.

A consonant

Jim Henson