What colour are your eyes?

@IDidNotFart: I can give you two black eyes.😏👊

@boringAF: Already have them. Also, I can give you some sense of humour.🙄

@IDidNotFart: Wait, WHAT!? What happened?
Yes, please. Give me humour.

@boringAF: I'm talking about my eye colour.🙄 And I would never give humour to you to be honest.

@IDidNotFart: Oh, ok. I thought somebody who's not me punched you. That's ok. You don't deserve to laugh anyway.😒

@boringAF: Why would anyone punch me? I'm not you.🙄 And well,just because you don't make me laugh it doesn't mean that others can't do it...😏

@IDidNotFart: To make you unattractive and make me leave you maybe?🙄 When you're around nobody dares to make jokes because of your annoying laugh.😒

@boringAF: Oh to make you leave me? Then apparently I already am.🙄 When I laugh everyone laughs cause it's funny,not annoying.

@IDidNotFart: You're what? Unattractive? They only laugh because they don't want to make you feel bad. It's called fake laughing.🙄

@boringAF: Yeah unattractive. Oh,is fake laughing something like fake flirting?🙄

@IDidNotFart: But you're not.😞 I don't know. You're the one fake flirting with EVERYONE on here. So you tell me.🙄

@boringAF: Oh,you are right! That's why it's fake, I don't go after one certain person.🙄

@IDidNotFart: Going after everyone is much worse in my opinion.

@boringAF: Now let me check again when I said that your opinion matters,hmmmm.🤔

@boringAF: Also,you know that I'm not going after them,they do. Just like you did.😏

@IDidNotFart: They're going after themselves?

@boringAF: Yeah,that's exactly what I meant.

@IDidNotFart: I was never going after you if that's what you meant.😒

@boringAF: Really? Okay then. Time to block you so I don't have to get your messages anymore.😉

@IDidNotFart: Pfft. Go ahead. I won't miss you. One less annoying witch showing up on my feed.😒

@boringAF: 👍