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Who discovered milk?

.....and why were they touching a cow there? 😓

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Tatsumi · 31-35, M

Lmao. Good question. I dunno, but im pretty glad someone was a disgusting perv, because i cant live without my cow juice.

Of course, maybe it was perfectly innocent and some dude was just lying down, a cow walked over him, the breeze hit her udder, and all the milk fell right in his mouth, then he woke up and was like, "OMGWTF! ...Wait. this shit is pretty fucking good."

NoThankYou

@PlacidWolverine:
Hahaha I would be pretty disgusted if a cow just spat white stuff in my face 😂

Tatsumi · 31-35, M

@NoThankYou: IKR. I'd be like "RAAAAPE! RAAAPE!" You know. Maybe thats why we eat cows? It is our vengeance for cows milk raping our ancestors.