Have you heard what Trump said?

Oh yeah did you see the numbers, errrr uhhhh, I mean the electoral college, errr uhhh, we were not sposed to get errrrrr 270. Everyone said no way. No way. No way. No way to 270. Errr do you think errrr Flynn is guilty? I like him. Would you like a coke???? Errr yeah we didn't get 270. No one can believe it. Believe me. No one can believe it. 306. We weren't sposed to get it. We got it. Did you errrr know that? We got 306. Not 270. Biggest Inaugural crowd in history. Yeah, bigger. Yuge. We got 306. That's why we got the biggest Inaugural. yeah health care. We will undo it and redo it, but people can keep it, but it will be better, if they have it, but it's complicated, errrrr no one knew how complicated it would be. Errrr you didn't know. But we got 306 so we have to. We will do something with tax reform and make illegal immigrants errrrr would you like a coke? And yeah. How about Pocahontas? And uhhhhhh, yeah the wall. Everyone wants the wall, they voted for the wall, the wall. The whole country wants a wall. Mexicans will pay for it, a huge wall. Congress won't approve it. They won't mention it, but we are going to sneak that wall up there. Nobody wants a wall. What wall? Errrrr did you hear we got 306? No one can believe it. And that was in the last election! Look it up. Errrrr would you like a coke? No one cares about my taxes no one. So I would have saved 30 million a year on my taxes with what I propose. It's only 30,000,000. My savings to the average American family will be much bigger than that. YUGE. Every American family can save $30,000,000 on taxes and have healthcare that we will take away from them before or after. Being President is hard. Did you see this red button? I just have to press it and a guy shows up with a Coke. Wanna see?



Unfortunately folks, I didn't have to make up any of this.
Except for the 30,000,000 saving per family.
Coz when he is thru with his tax plan, YOU will be paying for the difference in the taxes he is saving himself and his family.