Can I trust you?

Trust me with your life.
But not your money or your wife !
(I'd credit somebody with this but I forget where it's from)

Yes, but don't trust anyone who you don't come to know extremely well.

With what?

absolutely. but then again, you don't know me enough to trust me

No way jose

I try to keep it real.

Sure can.

Of course!!

How much?

yes

yup

Yes.

Nope

No

Yes you can. :)

Always ☺