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Do you think this is a good blonde joke?

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer,

"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb
IM5688 · 61-69, M
That's not bad. You should love this one...
A blonde boards a flight to Houston and takes a seat in first class. A stewardess approaches her and says, "I'm sorry, you did not purchase a first class ticket, you'll have to get up and move to a seat in coach."
The blonde looks at her and says, "I'm blonde and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Houston."
The stewardess tries again to reason with the blonde to no avail so she calls over the steward to speak to her. The steward comes over and tries to explain to the blonde, "People who sit in first class pay extra for their seats. You did not buy or pay extra to sit in first class, so you will have to change your seat."
The blonde again states, "I'm blonde and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Houston."
The steward then contacts the pilot and explains the situation. The pilot says, "Don't worry, I speak blonde, my wife is a blonde. I'll go speak to her."
The pilot approaches the blonde passenger and tells her that this is the first class section and that she will have to change her seat.
Once again the blonde says, "I'm blonde and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Houston."
The pilot then bent over and whispered something to the blonde. The blonde immediately arose from her seat and headed for coach to find another seat.
The steward and stewardess watched in awe and then turned to the pilot and asked, "What did you tell her that made her just get up and change seats?"
The pilot smiled and said, "I simply told her that first class doesn't stop in Houston."
CassandraFemale17 · 26-30, F
@IM5688: Hahahaha I do like it. Nice!
Becket · 56-60, M
I heard a preacher named Ravi Zacharias tell that joke, but I believe it had Einstein losing money to a child, rather a lawyer losing to a blonde. Still works though!
aldnazmeister · 56-60, M
That was pretty good thinking on her part.

 
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