would you get jumped in prison for not paying taxes? lol

lol..Not likely. But if you've bene convicted of a sex crime...rape, incest or even any kind of assault on a female...you'd better guard that secret with your life. I worked in a prison infirmary for a short while some years back and we had an incoming bus of prisoners. some new, some just transfers. One was nearly dead upon arrival. Seems he had molested a little girl and someone found out. We could not even process him, he went straight to the local ER and after that to another facility.