Could I be arrested for performing a satanic ritual in a graveyard, even if I don't damage anything and clean up the mess after?
I'm not even a Satan worshipper, I'm an atheist. I just want to do it for fun.
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Neiromatheous · 31-35, M
It depends if the graveyard is private property, also if a cop sees you throw random shit on the ground they could fine you for littering, if you use paint or shit like that you can be fined for vandalism. It's not the satanic act it's self it is just the shit you do during it. Like if during the ritual you dig up a corpse and fuck it, yeah of course. That'll get you a 5000 dollar fine and up to 5 years in prison... Not that I have went through this personally...
Nefarious · 26-30, M
What about chanting, praying, candles, and some chicken blood?
Neiromatheous · 31-35, M
@Cognosco: The blood and candles can be considered vandalism. If you want to play it safe it is best doing it in a forest or some shit. But if you go to a graveyard at a late enough hour you should not get caught. Remember, it is not illegal if you don't get caught. Or you could just do what some guys did in my town a few years back, they walked into a church and desecrated it with blood, animal bones and pentagrams and stuff. It was hilarious, not for the priests or members of the church. But I got a good laugh.
Nefarious · 26-30, M
We need a body though. Trying to resurrect it lol. If it works by any chance, the family would be very happy anyway I'm sure 🤣
Neiromatheous · 31-35, M
@Cognosco: Unless the body turns into a flesh eating zombie that tries to kill everyone. Also, do you not know trying to resurrect the dead. Have you not seen that episode of Buffy the Vampire slayer were that one dude resurrects his brother and the former dead guy was so miserable they had to kidnap and kill random hoes to get him a undead bride or put his necrotic meat inside of? They dead just wanna be dead bro. Why don't you do what every other teenage boy does and try to lose their virginity to a succubus they summon... Not that I would know anything about that.
Nefarious · 26-30, M
This girl I'm dating isn't putting out yet and apparently I just have to be okay with that. So this is the kind of shit I do in the mean time.
Neiromatheous · 31-35, M