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all the guns under my bed
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@ajoite: count me in lol, I could do with a new place.
ajoite · 51-55, F
@Kuronekko: Night lovely thanks for the laughs

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@ajoite: sleep well sweet 🤗
Peaches · F
HA!👀The better question is "would you REALLY type out on social websites stuff you don't want the cops to find at your house?!"🛎🚨😶
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
too many birds for one house
ajoite · 51-55, F
@cherokeepatti: Funny enough the only thing that would worry me is my animals, that it would happen when I wasn't at home
YoMomma ·
they have no reason to raid my house.. there's nothing here but normal stuff and messy clutter 😁

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The bag of unsorted socks😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
ajoite · 51-55, F
I've got an odd sock drawer even sicker

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@ajoite: 😂😂😂
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Dust on the furniture
HeadInTheClouds · F
the dead bodies under the floorboards...
ajoite · 51-55, F
Oh they'll be fine
HeadInTheClouds · F
@ajoite: 🤞
SweetMae · 70-79, F
I won't be telling my secrets on a website......
TheConstantGardener · 56-60, M
I think that I may have a few cans with expired sell-buy dates in the back of a cupboard.
Will I get sent down?
Will I get sent down?
ajoite · 51-55, F
*arranges hate mob*

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I've a good collection of books on murder....
I smell that the Very first day I went to get a Cupcake from you, Daugh?
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Gangstress · 41-45, F
The stash of weed and my internet history 😯
ajoite · 51-55, F
@Gangstress: I hid some weed I got for my last dog that died a few weeks ago. I'm outta alcohol I can't for life of me find it.
Gangstress · 41-45, F
@ajoite: oh no. 😕 I'll send you some lol.
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
a project that my fisher price scientists have been working on for a few weeks.

development of normal sized vegetables and fruits to feel single parent families w/ one child.
they'll raid the whole event and we'll be set back for hours. :/

development of normal sized vegetables and fruits to feel single parent families w/ one child.
they'll raid the whole event and we'll be set back for hours. :/
ajoite · 51-55, F
@sighmeupforthat: OMG I loved fisher price, the truck was my best friend growing up..*sad*
I completely understand your concern
I completely understand your concern
elVato · 46-50, M
🤔
wait a minute.
Who are you?
NSA? FBI? KGB?
we're on to you...
wait a minute.
Who are you?
NSA? FBI? KGB?
we're on to you...
elVato · 46-50, M
@ajoite: No! 😮
ajoite · 51-55, F
@elVato: It's ok 👌 one day Wales will be free.
Mmm maybe
Mmm maybe
elVato · 46-50, M
@ajoite: I'll be right there witcha. All braveheart and shit.
newtomountainlife · 61-69, M
😮 I'll never tell!!! 🙊

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The donuts on my counter 😂
Well, am too tired to get up to open the door for just any one. They can wait till tomorrow to speak to me and that too - outside my premises.

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If they raid your house...they wait for no one to answer their door ...😂
Scenario stands different in this corner of the globe.
Mondayschild · F
I have an illegal gun
ajoite · 51-55, F
@ajoite: *nervous giggle * just a joke, just a joke
Mondayschild · F
@ajoite: well mine is borrowed and I will return it shortly😬
ajoite · 51-55, F
@SBelle: Yes and anyway I don't have a gun in the first place
Jaymie · 41-45
My weed lol
Peaches · F
@Jaymie: It's legal here now.😉
ajoite · 51-55, F
@Peaches: It was in the UK for a short time, sort of, not for long though
Peaches · F
@ajoite: Wonder why?
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
Heaps of dirty dishes. I have nothing illegal. Nothing at all
ajoite · 51-55, F
*winks*

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My extensive collection of Police Helmets, uniforms and ID badges !
ajoite · 51-55, F
@SW-User ...least you got rid of the bodies
Me Naked.

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Lol
swl2jo · 56-60, M
My Michael Bolton CD collection
swl2jo · 56-60, M
Kathy Lee Giffords Christmas CD. Oh my, I can't believe I admitted that.
SagePoet · 70-79, M
Green eggs and ham left on the table have eaten.

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My food storage.
ScoopJ · 56-60, M
Empty cupboards
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
I have nothing to hide
my sock drawer (I have good socks)
ajoite · 51-55, F
@newconvo: 😆
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jimmy · 61-69, M
my weed and all my sex toys

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My ugly wallpaper :)
ajoite · 51-55, F
@cowboysoul: Ha ha ! The police did raid my house once in the middle of the night, but looking for a previous tenant. It was an absolute dump of a place, nearly apologised to them.

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@ajoite: Yeah, I hate when that happens. Nobody should have to live like that
GoldenWorm · 51-55, M
the sex toy collection.
Massive amounts of lesbian porn.
ajoite · 51-55, F
Lesbian porn hmmmm you're not a lesbian
@ajoite: I'm not? I have a fiancé, whose a woman. So... am I bi?
ajoite · 51-55, F
@SadieBlack87: I believe you ! Bad joke directed at some pervy men, sorry!!
dentope3 · M
wouldn't want them to see that my gf just made me pee my pants for her