What is the hardest language to learn?

I died laughing.

You are totally right Amen Brother.... Yessssss

Actually it's easy to learn if you've been married for a while

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

@Paschar: 43 years and you still can't understand them...

Do you understand "person" ? 🤔

@masterofyou: 11. NO Money = NO Honey

@bijouxbroussard: Maybe.... 😕

@Paschar: Oh yes I'm rich that only works for a while less drama that way .... Get an escort....

@CopperCicada: Even with the so called Misses right a man must provide for a few things in life as all the little things add up , From our youth of the very first date , to the wedding date and all the rest of life money will always be a key factor , Housing , clothing and food just for starters .

@CopperCicada: Yes I agree about the mixed signals, spies and the tricksters ...Lots of them...

@Paschar: Amen ! Yes is sometimes a Yes. No is sometimes a No. It just depends. You got everything down pack. Others should learn from you

@CopperCicada: Yup ,Woman is a hard language to learn , In what they say and what it actually means , Many men will tell you that a woman has the right to give you a compliment and then change her mind without prior warning

@Deaflous: Thank you , I'm pushing 67 years of age and still in the process of decoding my own wife's thinking ( Where's Mr Phelps when I need him ) 😊