What happens to a guy if he gives up women, football, beer and gambling for a year ?

He stops worrying, has less stress, looses 20-40 lbs. and bankrupts a casino (which puts him out of a job so he must find a woman to take care of him, and it's very stressful to find one, so he'll take up watching football in a vain effort to help ease that stress; but since it only causes more stress he'l start drinking beer to numb the stress. Soon he'll be so 'numb' that he'll gamble that the women he finds on the internet actually want to see his .. uh .. (ahem) pics).