His wife lets him back in the house?

He changes his name from Bruce to Kait

He becomes rich

No spoilers - I'll just wait till your book comes out 😏

hmm. im single dont like football or gambling and dont drink.. i think nothing happens.

I know a guy who did that..his dick fell off😐

Lots of self reflection

He stops worrying, has less stress, looses 20-40 lbs. and bankrupts a casino (which puts him out of a job so he must find a woman to take care of him, and it's very stressful to find one, so he'll take up watching football in a vain effort to help ease that stress; but since it only causes more stress he'l start drinking beer to numb the stress. Soon he'll be so 'numb' that he'll gamble that the women he finds on the internet actually want to see his .. uh .. (ahem) pics).

Becomes a male feminist?🤔

He may get to know himself a little more.

He buys a minivan and waits for death.

He becomes a gal!

He becomes a hermit? Lol

He becomes a gay.

Lololol, asif! 😂

he gets fat