Why have you included me in your circle?

I haven't, but with good reason. You see I'm friends with SwanSongRebel, who is in turn friends with CtrlAltDelicious, who is friends with TiffanyandaSaltShaker and she is friends with TheOwl who knows PinkRaunbowKisses who practically runs the place. And, since both are good friends of yours, I didn't want the whole SW entourage to think we were having sex because I added you.

There. I feel much better now.