Okay. It's not a question. Just an incident I thought I'd share.

I visted a park the other day and I overheard a convo between a small girl and her daddy.
Girl: Daddy, I want ice cream.
Daddy: No sweetie, we'll get it tomorrow
Girl: *pouts* You know daddy, I love Mommy more and you less.
Daddy: *smiles to himself* Ah darling, even I love her more than I love myself.