A Ride inThe Country

Traveling salesman was driving thru a rural part of Kentucky, just taking in the scenery when he drove by this pasture and saw a hog with a wooden leg, he stopped just to be sure he wasn't seeing things, just about that time here comes a farmer on his tractor, the salesman aved the farmer down and asked about the hog with a wooden leg, the farmer launches into just how great the hog was, told the salesman his house caught fire, said the hog broke in a window and dragged him out into the open, saving his life, then there was time that the farmer got trapped under his tractor, the farmer said the hog broke out of his pen and dug him out from under the tractor saving his life again. The salesman stopped the farmer and asked if the hog got hurt and was that why he had the wooden leg...the farmer replied, "Shit boy, you don't know a damn thing, a great hog like that, you don't eat him all at one time"