if you got arrested what would you have gotten arrested for?

Forgetting to turn in a library book for like 20 years

jaywalking

public indecency

Speeding, to the point of being very fast, but on a deserted road and with a proper vehicle in which to go fast, things can happen.

Prob the RPG launchers again I suppose.

For possession of a controlled substance, coffee

Shoplifting maybe lol never done so though!

Stealing, intoxication, ditching, possessing a weapon, my suicide attempt, hopping the train, etc. Good times.

illegal activities 😁

Speeding

Kidnapping. I was never caught.

Having sex in public.

Assassinating 😂

kissing in Morocco lol

attempted murder or theft

Public intoxication and drag race spectator

it would have been for kidnapping. Didn't come to that thankfully. lol

Prolly driving under intoxication tbh...Most illegal thing I do (It's pot tho and I always make sure I'm not driving far and I'm not fucked up)

Probably spanking a spoiled kid who annoys me.

Triggering nerds