Did you die?

rip

@Kinevil: Yee...Like dizzy can't walk passing out dying

@ForeverOnMyGuard: More weed?

@Kinevil: That...May or may not...Have been the cause of it...Was at least partly just hunger tho

@ForeverOnMyGuard: hmmm

@Kinevil: Then when I got home I just laid in bed and couldn't move for 2 hours

@ForeverOnMyGuard: Dw, I feel like death too.

@Kinevil: My sister just gave me a Valentine's Day present...Three things wrong with this.
1.) This never happens
2.) I hate her...I...HATE....Her
3.) The present has pink bedazzling...Tell me...Do I seem like a pink bedazzled person to you?

@ForeverOnMyGuard: Maybe it was meant to be a douche present.

@Kinevil: No...It wasn't...I can tell....I mean...It's a car charger and matching USB cord...But...Pink...Bedazzlement....*pukes up everything everyone has ever eaten since Betty White was born*

@ForeverOnMyGuard: Spray paint it black.

@Kinevil: Gonna try to take the bedazzlement off...But I'm not above spray paint if it doesn't work