What would be the best occupational health hazard?

While that would count as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_Chocolate I can see many reasons it wouldn't be the best of ways to go... You might think dying in your sleep as a mattress factory product quality assurance person would do, but I've already covered how that's based just on our assumptions. So how about a http://www.exitmundi.nl/quantum.htm vacuum mining accident at the large hadron collider?

I do not care for chocolate, so that would be a disgusting way to go..imho..but to each their own i always say

Working in a brewery. The lower you sink into the beer the higher you get. You will never drown!

that's not a good way.

trust me.

Work related pregnancy.