I just whispered in your ear. What did I say?

the hair is getting awfully long in there.

Go on dear you know you want to.
Just for me you know you do.
Make it hot and steaming strong.
Take your time and make it long.
It will be worth the wait.
Just like our first date.
Feel the need to work my lips.
Come baby swing those hips.
Time to start of you go.
Make me feeling that warming glow.
Thats it just the thing.
A cuppa coffee to me please bring.

"Rectum? I damn near killed him!"

Please pass the ketchup.

"Hail Hydra."

Hey You, get off of my cloud!

I can't repeat it.

It wasn't dirty I just don't speak Swahili.

Pass the limes (for the beer of course)

You said "I'm not wearing any panties"

..so I said.. Oooh she wants to watch?? 😏

''i'm not wearing any panties''

"where the fuck is the candy??"

I ate the last doughnut.

Please stop talking about politics...

"your fly is open"

"Did you see that Seinfeld episode where Jerry had to wear the puffy shirt?"

whoah that's a lot of ear wax dude.. you better see a doctor!

I don't actually have testicular cancer, tyler.

You said "I'm gonna fart really loud in a second"

Taste me... Good Morning!

Bathroom stall.

Like the pic!

Boo

Hello cutie patootie, wanna get some ice cream in the park? My treat.