I just whispered in your ear. What did I say?

the hair is getting awfully long in there.

"Hail Hydra."

Please pass the ketchup.

Go on dear you know you want to.
Just for me you know you do.
Make it hot and steaming strong.
Take your time and make it long.
It will be worth the wait.
Just like our first date.
Feel the need to work my lips.
Come baby swing those hips.
Time to start of you go.
Make me feeling that warming glow.
Thats it just the thing.
A cuppa coffee to me please bring.

Pass the limes (for the beer of course)

I ate the last doughnut.

Please stop talking about politics...

..so I said.. Oooh she wants to watch?? 😏

I can't repeat it.

It wasn't dirty I just don't speak Swahili.

"Did you see that Seinfeld episode where Jerry had to wear the puffy shirt?"

"your fly is open"

Bathroom stall.

Boo

Like the pic!

Hey You, get off of my cloud!

whoah that's a lot of ear wax dude.. you better see a doctor!

''i'm not wearing any panties''

You said "I'm not wearing any panties"

Taste me... Good Morning!

I don't actually have testicular cancer, tyler.

You said "I'm gonna fart really loud in a second"

Hello cutie patootie, wanna get some ice cream in the park? My treat.

"where the fuck is the candy??"

"Rectum? I damn near killed him!"