Human beings, YIKES !

Bananas in pyjamas who chase poor innocent teddy bears should be placed on the sex offenders register.

I don't know what I'm gonna post and still I'm gonna post this

Chive On.

i have x-rays of a taco

Fuk u

mike pemce

blakaboom

I have two moods:
- glitter
- death

Flying kittens with butterfly wings throwing up ground sausage in space at a giant gingerbread man playing an accordion with a wig shooting lasers out his eyes while asteroids fly around in haphazard directions!

How snow feels so warm and sensual, is something that I think about when I'm putting corned beef on my cereal to heal the stitches in my forehead that I got while I was trying to get you a squirrel doggy bag, wrapped in the shape of a foil crab.

Thank you.

How do mermaids have sex.

I wonder if I could jump over a cow... 🤔

When I was going to office a jerkface was coming from opposite side on same lane

your face covered in a sea of goose diarrhea

Dick-ka-bobs

Suck my anus

"I'm in the crib butt naked, bitch
She said my dick could be the next black president
Americans hate that I'm American
Medicine, I treat it like peppermints
Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy
Shoot you in your fucking mouth and make you talk to me"

every guy who doesn't respond with this is lying

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