Human beings, YIKES !

Bananas in pyjamas who chase poor innocent teddy bears should be placed on the sex offenders register.

I have two moods:
- glitter
- death

"I'm in the crib butt naked, bitch
She said my dick could be the next black president
Americans hate that I'm American
Medicine, I treat it like peppermints
Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy
Shoot you in your fucking mouth and make you talk to me"

Flying kittens with butterfly wings throwing up ground sausage in space at a giant gingerbread man playing an accordion with a wig shooting lasers out his eyes while asteroids fly around in haphazard directions!

When I was going to office a jerkface was coming from opposite side on same lane

I don't know what I'm gonna post and still I'm gonna post this

your face covered in a sea of goose diarrhea

Chive On.

I wonder if I could jump over a cow... 🤔

How do mermaids have sex.

i have x-rays of a taco

How snow feels so warm and sensual, is something that I think about when I'm putting corned beef on my cereal to heal the stitches in my forehead that I got while I was trying to get you a squirrel doggy bag, wrapped in the shape of a foil crab.

Suck my anus

Dick-ka-bobs

blakaboom

mike pemce

Fuk u

Thank you.

every guy who doesn't respond with this is lying

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