How hard would you slap me if I told you how much I love kale, broccoli and cauliflower?

😑 pizza man likes kale

This is no secret, I actually post about kale fairly frequently. After all, the kale helps me survive longer to eat more pizza!

Kale= 🤢

@TheWhiteRabbit: EAT YOUR VEGETABLES YOUNG LADY

@KingofPizza: NEVEERRRRRRRR!!!!!

@TheWhiteRabbit: Can I make you a pizza with kale on it?

...if by kale you mean not the vegetable and 4 different kinds of meat toppings then sure!

Maybe I'll just hide the kale under pepperonis...

@KingofPizza: not if you like your hands to remain as part of your body you won't...don't desecrate my pizza 😑

@TheWhiteRabbit: FINE I will put it into the breadsticks instead. It'll make them green and then I can do red and white ones also and call them Italian Flag Breadsticks!

@KingofPizza: ☺Good. I don't eat breadsticks. Less room for pizza!