Would you judge me if you knew i was on the toilet?

No, but I'd kind of prefer to not know that you're posting from the loo.

Everybody has to go sit on a toilet at some point during the day. We've got no room to judge

sounds like a good way to get pinkeye :s

I think you're showing very good manners.

no cause u b talking shit haha

Nope.

Im not into poop. You're allowed to be a human.

I will judge you regardless of where you are.

No , nobody knows anyway ,unless you tell them

Nope. I'd just ask if you were taking a big poop!

no i really dont care where you are

Depending on what your doing

never