Middle finger

Sympathy. People usually keep a lot of things hidden because they don't really want to be an inconvenience to someone. My life is a never-ending shitstorm anyway, so I can handle the things they choose to share. Showing a little sympathy can mean a lot to someone else that wouldn't otherwise ask for it

My scar

I hope a combo of good and funny sides. Though I take it is seldom seen in here.

The location of their car's turn signal.

everything because i'm important, obviously.

That I love and appreciate them.

My guitars haha.

Logic

I refuse to answer on the grounds that...

My silky smooth testicles

My Superiority.

The error of their ways.

contempt

Otter pics

My epidermis.