It's wierd to have instantly become enlightened?

Fine -- lay down we'll nail you up to fulfill your destiny

Enlightenment isn't a Christian teaching, but I get what you mean.

*weird

lucky. I'm waiting. Apparently something is suppose to happen when its right.

No -- the human mind is weird

Jesus came

That's not how it works... People who think they've become instantly "enlightened" are delusional in my opinion.