Post your name and I will give you an exquisite and unique insult that you may keep forever!

You are a delightful paragon of virtue and the essence of strength and light.

@puck61: Heyyyy, I detect sexism!

@Nimbus: Check your white male privilege, you misogynyst pig!

@Nimbus: sexism & AGEISM - lol

@puck61: You Sir are a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

@Nimbus: Hey! You're not supposed to shoot for accuracy! This supposed to be completely hyperbolic!

@puck61: I appreciate the non subtlety, you scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!

@Nimbus: You'll buy me dinner first, Sailor!

@puck61: Nonwithstanding that arena your brilliant hematoma may beguile the natives but not me. Beer & skittles?

@Nimbus: Mmmmmm beer. Mmmmmmmm skittles. Mmmmmmm beer.....and skittles.

@puck61: What beautiful innocence you wear!

@Nimbus: Perhaps 'beer and skittles' means something else, that I am blissfully unaware of?

@puck61: No Puck, no euphemism but I will advise you never pet your cat when it is on fire.

@Nimbus: It's been months since I've set an animal on fire. Months!

@puck61: There's no point in yelling at the the cat when it is in need of oxygen and not your depravity!

@puck61: Aw!! thank you. Love ya!!

@puck61: and @Nimbus: you two scared me, I thought you were fighting.

Great usernames! "Firecat" "depravedkitty" I will add them to my collection of accounts.

@puck61: You can pay me later!

@Soossie: That monstrously ignorant fiend and masturbatory scruffy-looking acrid smog of oppressively caustic oral effluvium has been a good friend of mine for many years!

@Soossie: Awww, nooo, we know each other :)

@puck61: Good to see you know Nimbus that well

@Nimbus: ...in a biblical sense! Don't be afraid Nimby! Come out, come out where ever you are! Surrender Dorothy!

@nedkelly: We're an item!

@puck61: Does Abbeyrhode know this??

@puck61: Sorry, I don't want to be a banana moon subverting the Sun.