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I bathe in the blood of virginal unicorns nightly
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Their blood sparkles
Damn! I know that's better than plain old 'virgins' but unicorns are so frickin hard to find! Virgins are pretty hard to find too, for that matter.

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I have a secret weapon that draws them near
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@AngryPanda: *gasp I prefer the term fun sized thank you very much
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