Young people, make some edifying resolutions this new year. year

young people making an edifying resolution... epitome of an oxymoron

Although my youth is a bygone chapter,I have blossomed into a citizen who does not smoke Angel Dust or find myself unexpectedly in police custody.If I am elected to public office, I vow to stick with the not smoking Angel Dust thing.

I appreciate your post,MsBellows.
PS- A casual perusal of my police record will prove that I remain tattooless.

What’s wrong with tattoos?

Tattoos are awful, I would never ever get one.

Totally agree!

Is this @SkeetSkeet? 👀 I hope.

Just because of this, I'll get another tattoo.

or you'll end up in a van down by the river