Oh my goodness I'm so old my knees are wrinkled. I didn't know they could do that.

Thanks for the heads up!

You're just getting started. Wait until six more body parts fail you, then you can complain. You too could be carrying around a wallet full of cards identifying the artificial body parts that have been installed.

Lost in thoughts of youth and you know skin just losing that tenacity and tenderness? You can buy collagen oil, not sure what it does though.

Spoiler Alert!