Save thousands on seeing a dentist

Open beer bottles with my teeth more often.

be happier.

I don't remember ever thinking I was cool. I've always just been really cute.

.-. Some people have that... .-. My brothers has a few teeth that have grown back like 3 - 4 times..

Not worry so much about eating and drinking sugary or acidic drinks!

I would suddenly stop playing sports for the game

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I'd be one of the cool kids and play hockey without a mask.

Constantly tell people about my shark-like teeth.

eat corn nuts every day

Smoke for the rest of my life.

Bite stuff

stop brushing my teeth for one

Bite like a shark

Hmmm. ...🤔 Cut people with them.