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I was wondering why all the streets were empty and I got all the green lights

And then I remembered it's stupid football season
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@KingofPizza2 sometimes I think about going back to hamyamyak
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@SkeetSkeet Ha it was a good name and I don’t even know why tbh
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@SkeetSkeet I miss that name
deadgerbil · 26-30
My work is so busy it's crazy, shopping for the game. I wish everyone would stay home
Where men in tights thrust themselves against each other on a field to achieve dominance. Nothing gay here. It’s just a game! 🤣
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
During a football game is pretty much the best time to go to Costco - though ever since the Chargers moved this hasn’t been as effective
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Haven't watched a game since the kneeling began
SW-User
No, it's because you have all the STI's and nobody else wants them. They green light you home and clear the streets so nobody else catches your vagene fungus 🧐
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Who cares about football

 
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